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I've been trying to work out who to vote for at the next election and I think I've finally sorted out in my head what is most important to me.
I don't know if any party is running with this, but I will vote for whoever promises to get rid of human rights. Those humans have been getting away with it too long, expecting basic rules on what they can expect from life and I don't think we should be forced to kow-tow to them any more.
You might be sitting there thinking, "But Rich, I am a human," well good for you. I don't think that's a good argument. Why should that alone mean you get fundamental freedoms like the right to a fair trial or food or education? If I went around respecting everyone's right to dignity and equality regardless of their nationality or gender then I wouldn't have time for anything else. Have you seen how many humans there are out there? There's hundreds of the buggers. And a lot of them are idiots. The kind of idiots who wouldn't even consider voting for a party that is going to deny them their own rights. Imagine having to let people like that express themselves freely. It'd be chaos.
The next thing I'd want to get rid of is any laws about health and safety. Health and safety are the least important things to me. Voting for that would be like turkeys deciding living on a turkey farm was a bit dangerous, especially around December and not voting for Christmas. Turkeys can't even vote for Christmas in this formerly Christian country, due to health and safety and political correctness gone mad and the woke mind virus.
The people with that woke mind virus are so caught up in believing in human rights, health and safety and treating other people with very basic politeness and dignity that they don't even know they have a mind virus and think their views are sensible.
Imagine if there was a party dedicated at its heart to deporting all white people from the UK and a former white home secretary joined them and said they finally felt at home. Would you think they were a sensible person or someone beset by a terrible mind virus? That's what the wokies are like. Do you really think a person like that deserves human rights or health and safety. They'd just waste those things. Like a turkey voting against Christmas. And spoiling all our Christmas fun.
I have to say I do deeply admire Reform who look like they are going to pull off one of the greatest political feats of all time. They are going to get elected claiming they want to fix broken Britain, whilst being entirely populated by the politicians who broke it in the first place.
Not since my son denied throwing a coke bottle into next door's garden (which has no external access to it other than via neighbouring gardens) to my next door neighbour, whilst wearing a coke t shirt and carrying several bottles and cans of coke, has anyone been so brazen.
My next door neighbour wasn't stupid enough to fall for this lie, but what makes the Reform/Most Evil Conservatives alliance so impressive is that they've worked out that enough people in the country are stupid enough to fall for theirs. It also helped that the Tories had so little regard for properly educating people (another annoying human right, but one you can at least look like you're doing, when you're not really doing anything) so there's at least one whole generation with enough people unable to spot what's going on. Or to believe the evidence of their own eyes.
Turns out you can get humans to vote against their own rights and their own health and safety if you manage to convince them that the real cause of all their problems is immigrants. It's spellbinding, it's malignantly magnificent and it gets my vote.
If people are stupid enough to vote for this, then they don't deserve any of the stuff they are giving up. And that's why I am all for it....
