RichardHerring.com - Warming Up

Friday 2nd October 2026

Fri, 02 Oct 2026 19:11:00 +0100

8701/21620Coming up with a joke about or a reimagining of old kids TV shows for every Newsround might become a bit of a chore, but so far I've managed to come up with over 100 of them. My favourites are the ones that unite two very obscure ideas meaning they are likely only to be understood by a handful of my fairly small audience.Today it struck me how weird that Noel Edmond's Saturday morning show as called The Multicoloured Swap Shop. It was hardly any of those things.

Thursday 1st October 2026

Thu, 01 Oct 2026 11:22:00 +0100

8700/21619Celebrity Traitor spoilers incoming.
Who would have thought Richard E Grant would have turned out to be a fucking idiot?To think he wouldn't let his RHLSTP go out, but he's happy for this to air on national TV. What's his problem?I guess we'll never know. But he seems set to become an even greater national treasure, so I'd better get on board the bus and say he's great (I did actually think he was great in the podcast- still one of my top 10 and he was hilarious, but as you may have noted I am confused by what happened afterwards).

Wednesday 30th September 2026

Wed, 30 Sep 2026 14:53:00 +0100

8699/21618My last day of filming on Zak The Ripper with a call time of 8am. I had fancied that I could make this if I had stayed in Htichin and got a very early train, but the production had wanted me there for sure, hence my night of haute cuisine in the Premier Inn.I was picked up and taken to a remote cottage. As I was being driven up the track to the location I wondered if this whole project had been an elaborate plan to kidnap me and maybe/hopefully turn me into some kind of sex slave.

Tuesday 29th September 2026

Tue, 29 Sep 2026 14:23:00 +0100

8698/21617Last week I got to spend a Monday night in Newhaven and this week it's a Tuesday night in Hastings. Anyone who thinks making a movie is glamorous should hang around with me. Because all their suspicions will be confirmed!If you are expecting to see loads of Normans with their willies out in Hastings, then I am afraid the Bayeaux Tapestry lied to you. The Battle of Hastings took place in Battle, a place specifically chosen for the battle, because of its name, Battle. Stupid thing to name yourself, unless you want a battle.

Monday 28th September 2026

Mon, 28 Sep 2026 12:13:00 +0100

8697/21616Back to the Leicester Square Theatre and it felt like ages since I'd been here or done a podcast in front of an audience (Edinburgh is just a distant dream that I am not sure even happened).I had two fantastic guests lined up and the show was sold out and so I wasn't too worried. And turned out that I didn't need to be. When this place is full the atmosphere is already amazing and tonight had the added excitement of this being one of the last chances to see this.

Sunday 27th September 2026

Sun, 27 Sep 2026 10:38:00 +0100

8696/21615Round at the in-laws for lunch. They've been donated a big garden trampoline (to replace the smaller one that their neighbours had also given them) and a goal so I played football with the kids and Catie then bounced on the trampoline with them.As fun as these garden trampolines are, they seem like an accident waiting to happen. It's a lot of fun playing on the train tracks until a train comes along . Luckily there were no serious injuries today, but it's only a matter of time.

Saturday 26th September 2026

Sat, 26 Sep 2026 14:00:00 +0100

8695/21614Threads continues to be a source of human stupidity for me (and I am not adding any intelligence to the mix). At the moment about 25% of the posts I am seeing (and this might be because I keep responding to dumb religious content) is about how Noah's Ark has been discovered. Some people think Noah's Arc has been discovered, which I would be even more interested to see. No one yet has claimed Joan of Arc has been discovered or done the Who was Noah's wife? joke.