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Sunday 5th March 2023

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I felt a little bit better today, but still very tired and snotty and every time I thought maybe my cough had gone away, it suddenly returned. But thank goodness Lord Sugar was on hand to make me laugh away my troubles. He tweeted “I am often accused of not being up to date with life, i.e. Working from home. Just to show I am, I considered if I am a he him or they. You can imagine how disappointed I was when I was turned down as a Victoria Secret model.” 
He's still got it. It looks good on paper, but then so does fish and chips. And to be fair, it's not a million miles away from the kind of material that some of the world's most famous comedians are doing. It's probably still 999,999 miles away from that. I have often thought that if you're a professional comedian and end up doing the same joke as Piers “I identify as an x” Morgan then you should probably reconsider your career. But if you start doing the same stuff as Lord Sugar… I don't know. It's actually so bad and makes so little sense that you might be able to make it work. It should be "her, him or them” for starters or “he, she or they”. But that's the least of Lord Sugar's worries with this joke, that does at least serve the function of confirming he's not up to date with life and thus could be considered a clever joke if that was the intention.
I accidentally watched a clip from Top Gear on Instagram the other day and now they keep coming up and I have to keep watching them because I can't quite believe how basic all the jokes are or how scripted. But it's just like the videos of large breasted women jiggling around as if they don't realise how that looks, once you look at a hundred videos like that Instagram seems to think that's all you're interested in. Either way it's wall to wall massive jiggling tits. Or in Richard Hammond's case small jiggling tits. 
And that's the kind of joke they would do on Top Gear, so I am fully indoctrinated.
I guess I could just pretend that this entry was written by AI.

I am considering a return to stand up touring (and with material like this, who can blame me?) but I can't work out if my bodily shut down this week is due to a bug or exhaustion from taking on too much. I knew that Sunday to Thursday was going to be tough, as there was a lot of podcasts and a lot of travelling and parenting  never stops (until suddenly they fly the nest and it does and I suspect that that will be even worse), but if I can't manage that then I don't think I can manage even a two or three gigs a week tour. At the very least I think my exhaustion made me more susceptible to whatever bug I've picked up (and it's not from the kids who have been fine) and made the bug harder to shift, but the bugs are out there (they can sometimes even get on the news) and I have to be able to operate with them. I feel like I should probably be just about well enough to do RHLSTP tomorrow - because my body always seems to schedule in illness around work where possible - but this week, in my weakness, I am feeling my age.

If you're interested in seeing me do stand up I have some WIP gigs booked in at the Bill Murray 

For the last time (until it gets better) Here's chatGPT's take - there's some real home truths in here rkherring@me.com

Write a blog for Richard Herring about why it's tough doing stand up in your fifties

Dear Richard Herring,

As someone who has been in the stand-up comedy business for quite some time now, you must be aware of the challenges that come with age. As you've recently hit the big 5-0, I'm sure you've felt the difference between performing in your twenties and thirties, compared to your fifties. In this blog, we'll be discussing why it's tough doing stand-up in your fifties.

Firstly, let's talk about the physical demands of stand-up comedy. Stand-up comedy requires energy, movement, and quick thinking. As we age, our bodies start to slow down, and our energy levels deplete. It's not as easy to perform the same high-energy routines we used to do in our twenties and thirties. And let's not forget about the recovery time. The day after a show, your body feels it more than it used to.

Another challenge is staying relevant. The world is changing rapidly, and as we age, it becomes more challenging to keep up with current trends and social issues. Your audience may be younger than you, and they might not relate to some of the topics you used to talk about. It's essential to stay informed and up-to-date to ensure that your material resonates with your audience.

In addition to staying relevant, it's also essential to stay fresh. When you've been doing stand-up comedy for a while, you might find yourself stuck in a rut, repeating the same jokes and routines over and over again. While your fans might appreciate your classics, you'll need to keep writing new material to keep them coming back for more. Coming up with new ideas and jokes can be challenging, especially when you've been doing it for as long as you have.

Lastly, we need to talk about the changing comedy landscape. In today's world, there's a lot more competition for attention. Social media platforms like TikTok and Instagram have created a new generation of comedians who are getting their start online. This means that there's a lot more competition for live shows, and it can be challenging to get booked. You may also find that the audience's tastes have changed, and what used to be funny might not be anymore.

In conclusion, doing stand-up in your fifties is tough. It requires more effort physically, mentally, and creatively than it did when you were younger. However, the experience and wisdom that come with age can be valuable tools in crafting your material and performance. Ultimately, it's up to you to find ways to stay relevant, fresh, and engaged with your audience.

Keep on keeping on,

ChatGPT



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