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Anti-vaxers are saying omicron is an anagram of moronic which proves. Anti-vaxers is an anagram of sex variant. I don’t know what that means. All I know is if the letters of something can be rearranged into other words that shows what is really going on. As always, very sporting of the establishment to leave little clues to their conspiracy theories. And to make them obvious enough that even idiots can spot them.
And just when I thought I was immortal, two cases of Omicron have turned up in the UK. Oh my Cron!
Cron is the pagan paedophile God that all vaxxers worship. Another clue.
I meant to check my tyre before we headed off on a 20 mile journey to buy Christmas decorations at a Christmas land near Essex (which is where many people believe Santa actually lives in Essex - can it be a coincidence that Santi-Vaxers is an anagram of Essx Variant?). I got flashed by another motorist on the way, though when he passed me he just looked grumpy rather than concerned. But when we parked up I saw the tyre was even flatter than yesterday. Which was an annoying thing to discover twenty miles from home and when I’d forgotten to put my tyre pump in the car.
After buying some baubles and the kids having a go on the merry-go-round, with this disaster playing on my mind, we headed into Ware to see if we could find a petrol station and hope that we could get enough air into the tyres to get home. But as luck would have it, the first place we drove past was a tyre fitter so we rolled in and with even more luck the mechanic was able to see to us straight away. He didn’t have this tyre in stock but thought he might be able to mend our one and after twenty minutes of sitting in a jacked up car and clouding up the windows with our breath we had a functioning car again. Which was a relief. And it only cost us twenty quid. So thanks to GP Tyre House of London Road, Ware for saving my family’s lives.
Whatever had spiked the tyre had not stayed in the tyre so no idea how this happened, but that was a Christmas miracle of a result.
How many tyres are we going to get through, though? How many tyre stories have there been in the last two years?
