March 8th is International Womenâ€™s Day. Twenty-four hours (of the 8,760 annually available) set aside to celebrate women and all of their achievements. And people are furious about it! Surely you could only be cross about that because that isnâ€™t enough time to celebrate the achievements of 50% of the population. But no.
On Twitter at least, every March 8 thousands of men (and the occasional woman) tweet something along the lines of: â€˜International Womenâ€™s Day? So whenâ€™s International Menâ€™s Day?â€™
This churlish response is supposed to make us consider the massive inequality and sexism of there being a whole day dedicated to women, because thereâ€™d never be a day like that to venerate men. It wouldnâ€™t be allowed. Because of political correctness gone mad. Youâ€™d be laughed off the planet if you dared to suggest such a thing in this day and age. So you can see why these anti-sexist warriors are up in arms and so furiousâ€¦
Except there is an International Menâ€™s Day. Itâ€™s on November 19. I hope that answers your question, guys.
I love the fact that the kind of cheese-helmets who feel the need to question the concept of International Womenâ€™s Day donâ€™t even know there is already a day for men (an official one, rather than the regular days where they get more pay and power and privilege). I love it when people try to manufacture an injustice out of a position of clear superiority.
Itâ€™s all so transparently self-centred. Itâ€™s the impulse that drives your kids on Motherâ€™s Day or Fatherâ€™s Day to whine: â€˜When will there be a Childrenâ€™s Day?â€™ Though at least the children have the excuse of being children and thus naturally self-obsessed and unable to spot that the world pretty much revolves around them already.
But delightfully (and to keep this analogy spot on) there actually is an International Childrenâ€™s Day. Itâ€™s on June 1. That wonâ€™t assuage your complaining spawn, of course. Because like the grown-up children questioning International Womenâ€™s Day they are actually asking: â€˜When will I get someone to wait on me and bring me breakfast in bed and let me put my feet up and watch the telly? When will that happen? You know, apart from every single fucking day.â€™
These people must be furious every day that isnâ€™t their own birthday. Why arenâ€™t I getting any presents?
So for the last two International Womenâ€™s Days I have tried to highlight this stupidity. I have got up early, gone to Twitter and searched for the phrase â€œInternational Menâ€™s Dayâ€, found every single person who has tweeted the question and responded to them all individually, â€œItâ€™s November 19thâ€. There are thousands to get through, it goes on relentlessly for hours and hours, but I try to get to them all, because to see the same moronic question asked over and over again by people (who donâ€™t even think just to check google to make sure theyâ€™re not making an arse of themselves), is very funny and shows exactly why an international womenâ€™s day is necessary.
And nobody tweets me back to say â€œOh thanks for the information. I was wondering when it was.â€ Almost like they donâ€™t want to know the answer to their own question.
My hope is that if I can spend a day a year dealing with this issue then that means that everyone else can get on with making International Womenâ€™s Day be about celebrating women and not complaining about the supposed raw deal men get. But I let men know that they do have a day if they want to celebrate themselves. Though none of them seem to when it comes along, weirdly.
Of course on November 19th my timeline is now full of people jokingly asking me when International Womenâ€™s Day is and it seems only fair for me to promote women on menâ€™s day, so I let the know itâ€™s March 8th.
But this year I am going to do celebrate men as well, by helping to promote Target Ovarian Cancer who for one day want to give a shout of gratitude to the men who support the women in their lives who are affected by this disease.
Every year 7,000 women are diagnosed with ovarian cancer, and 4,300 lose their lives. So this International Menâ€™s Day, Target Ovarian Cancer are highlighting that â€˜Men Matterâ€™ too and saying thank you to those husbands, fathers, brothers, partners and friends who have also been affected by ovarian cancer.
And I am fully expecting to have to deal with a bunch of idiots asking whenâ€™s Womenâ€™s Ovarian Cancer Day? Because those blinkers really work well and block out all sense of irony or shame!
Well don't worry, World Ovarian Cancer Day is May 8th.
People can find more information about ovarian cancer on the Target Ovarian Cancer website: www.targetovariancancer.org.uk
And people can find more information on the date of International Menâ€™s Day by browsing through my Twitter feed on March 8th.