By taking this anonymous questionnaire you are agreeing that Richard Herring may use your answers in any medium, written or spoken. Whilst it might be tempting to put joke or boastful answers to these questions I would really appreciate it if you could be as honest as possible. If you have funny (or serious) stories then please do share them, but don't make stuff up. I will do my utmost to treat the information you give me with respect.

1. Your age
 under 18   18-24   25-34   35-44   45-59   60+ 

2. Are you
 straight   bi-sexual   gay   asexual 

3. Ethnicity
White - BritishWhite - IrishOther White backgroundBlack or Black British - CaribbeanBlack or Black British - AfricanOther Black backgroundAsian or Asian British - IndianAsian or Asian British - PakistaniAsian or Asian British - BangladeshiChinese or Other Ethnic background - ChineseOther Asian backgroundMixed - White and Black CaribbeanMixed - White and Black AfricanMixed - White and AsianOther Mixed backgroundOther Ethnic background
 Other

4. Penis length - flaccid in inches

5. Penis length - erect in inches

6. Girth when erect
 pepparami sausage   cocktail sausage   regular sausage   jumbo sausage   massive delicatessen sausage 

7. Do you consider your penis to be
 very small   small   average   large   very large 

8. Do you consider your penis to be unusual in any way?
 yes   no 
 If so please describe

9. Has the size of shape of your penis ever caused you anxiety or embarrassment?
 yes   no 

10. How does the size of your penis make you feel?

11. Do you think generally speaking women believe size is important?
 yes   no 
 Why?

12. If you are gay or bisexual, do you think size is important?
 yes   no 
 In what way and why?

13. Approximate number of sexual partners in lifetime

14. Have you had any penile injuries?
 yes   no 
 If so please describe

15. Are you circumcised?
 yes   no 

16. How do you feel about being circumcised or uncircumcised? Why? Has it caused you any problems?

17. Do you have any childhood memories of your penis?

18. Where have you put your penis for fun?

19. How many times a week do you masturbate?

20. Do you have trouble urinating in front of other men?
 yes   no 

21. Have you ever been unable to get an erection with a partner?
 yes   no 
 How did this make you feel and how did your partner react?

22. Have you ever had three in a bed or group sex? Was it a good experience?

23. Have you ever tried to suck your own cock?
 yes   no 
 Could you do it?
 yes   no 
 Did you spit or swallow?
 spit   swallow 

24. Have you ever tried to make your erect penis size bigger?
 yes   no 
 How and to what effect?

25. Do you feel under pressure to perform?
 yes   no 
 Why?

26. Have you ever faked an orgasm?
 yes   no 
 Why?

27. Who is the captain of your ship, you or your penis?
 you   your penis 
 Why?

28. How do you feel about your penis?
 happy   sad   ambivalent 
 Explain why

29. Do you have any amusing or serious stories involving your penis which you'd like to share with the world?

30. Did you have a name for you penis when you were a child?

31. Do you have a name for your penis now?

32. Has getting older had any effects on your penis? What are they and how do they make you feel?

33. How do you feel as a 21st century man?

34. Do you have kids? Has this affected the way you think about your penis?

35. Is there anything you'd like to add or anything you think I should have asked - and what would your answer be?