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GIGS: These are my upcoming gigs.
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TALKING COCK unless otherwise stated
MAY
21st Tewkesbury
22nd Tring
23rd Reading
24th Milton Keynes
25th Hertford
RICHARD HERRING'S LEICESTER SQUARE THEATRE PODCAST: Another series of RHLSTP (rhlstp) will run from May 27th - July 1st. May 27th - Chris Addison.
June 3rd Stephen Fry
Other guests to be confirmed, but I am aiming for BIG names, so book now
EDINBURGH FRINGE 2013: Tickets are now on sale for both my Edinburgh Fringe shows. "We're All Going To Die!" is on at the Pleasance Beyond at 8pm Book here
Richard Herring's Edinburgh Fringe Podcast is at Stand 1 daily at 14.10. Book here
TALKING COCK PODCAST: The new Talking Cock podcast (all extra material that doesn't appear in the show) is now up at The British Comedy Guide.
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TALKING COCK TOUR: All the tour dates are now up on the Talking Cock page

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Talking Cock - Female Questionnaire

By taking this anonymous questionnaire you are agreeing that Richard Herring may use your answers in any medium, written or spoken. Whilst it might be tempting to put joke or boastful answers to these questions I would really appreciate it if you could be as honest as possible. If you have funny (or serious) stories then please do share them, but don't make stuff up. I will do my utmost to treat the information you give me with respect.

1. Your age
 under 18   18-24   25-34   35-44   45-59   60+ 

2. Are you
 straight   bi-sexual   gay   asexual 

3. Ethnicity

 Other


4. Approximate number of sexual partners in your lifetime


5. Is size important in love making?
 yes   no 
 Why?


6. Which is more important length or girth?
 length   girth 
 Why?


7. Is size an important enough issue to end a relationship over?
 yes   no 
 Why?


8. Describe the most unusual penis you have ever seen?


9. Have you ever openly laughed at a man's genitals?
 yes   no 
 Why?


10. Do men think with their dicks?
 yes   no 
 Why do you think that?


11. Have you ever experienced penis envy? Why?


12. How do you feel when a man can't get an erection with you?


13. Is the penis a friend or an enemy to you?
 friend   enemy 
 Why?


14. Do you prefer circumcised or uncircumcised men? Why?


15. Describe your perfect penis


16. If you had a penis for one day, what would you do with it?


17. What's the funniest thing that's every happened to you involving a penis?


18. Are you the mother to any boys? How has this affected the way you think about the penis?


19. Is there anything you'd like to add or anything you think I should have asked - and what would your answer be?

  

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You'll also be sent a signed programme from the show. You must donate before 1st June 2012 to get your name in the programme.