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Subject: yummy m&s [ REPLY ]
Posted by: rachel on 21/Nov/08
whoa that must be about £12 worth of m&s food? i hope you got the 20% off. i always eye up the 'rainbow' fruit salad.
at the other end of the lovelyness spectrum, i like the way the two top bnp people are a fattish man and a skinny younger man, making them look like a rubbish racist version of batman and robin.
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Subject: Re: Gig [ REPLY ]
Posted by: Spankabuttux on 21/Nov/08
On 19/Nov/08, John wrote:
> If anyone meets the actor Kevin Eldon in the street, could they shout 'you humourless, self-important, luvvie cunt' at him, and then ask if he found that more or less annoying than people shouting decade-old catchphrases at him.
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> Thanks.
Kevin Eldon has the right to do whatever he likes, he doesn't owe any of us anything.
If he feels uncomfortable doing something, who are we to feel put out by his decisions?
He is a human being, not a puppet of people who want to tell him what to do.
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Subject: Re: Gig [ REPLY ]
Posted by: Hayley on 20/Nov/08
On 20/Nov/08, Kim wrote:
> On 19/Nov/08, John wrote:
> > If anyone meets the actor Kevin Eldon in the street, could they shout 'you humourless, self-important, luvvie cunt' at him, and then ask if he found that more or less annoying than people shouting decade-old catchphrases at him.
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> > Thanks.
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> LOL! I agree
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Hmmm, I think that's a bit harsh.
My only experience of fame is dancing next to Johnny Logan when I was eight years old and crying throughout but I know I'd probably ask people to knock it off if wherever I went they shimmied around awkwardly and rubbed their eyes in mock bawl.
Erm, slightly different situation. I agree.
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Subject: them [ REPLY ]
Posted by: rachel on 20/Nov/08
come on richard, you're the history buff - are you going to break it to the bnp there is no 'pure' indigenous population - vikings and romans to name just two.
tsk roman immigrants, coming over here, building our roads, inventing central heating.
or maybe they're working on a conky-esque cut off date of 1882?
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Subject: Pod-swapping [ REPLY ]
Posted by: Mr Noseybonk on 20/Nov/08
Listener's to Phill&Phils Perfect 10 will already be aware of this bit for those of you who are not...it seems there is to be a Christmas Special, 4 way podcast link up between Phill and Phil and Collings and Herrin! Hurrah! It is to be based on the Perfect 10 podcast format but talking on 12 subjects of a festive nature. Happy days!
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Subject: Re: Gig [ REPLY ]
Posted by: Kim on 20/Nov/08
On 19/Nov/08, John wrote:
> If anyone meets the actor Kevin Eldon in the street, could they shout 'you humourless, self-important, luvvie cunt' at him, and then ask if he found that more or less annoying than people shouting decade-old catchphrases at him.
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> Thanks.
LOL! I agree
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Subject: Re: BNP List [ REPLY ]
Posted by: Mike on 20/Nov/08
How about a chinese burn? The 'Bigoted Nauseating Pricks' wouldn't like that on a few levels...
On 20/Nov/08, Darren wrote:
> Although I know it's technically wrong, how satisfying would it be to kick every single male member of the BNP in the balls?
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> Some equivalent for the 20% of women is also required
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Subject: BNP List [ REPLY ]
Posted by: Darren on 20/Nov/08
Although I know it's technically wrong, how satisfying would it be to kick every single male member of the BNP in the balls?
Some equivalent for the 20% of women is also required
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Subject: Re: Leaked BNP data [ REPLY ]
Posted by: Graeme MacLennan on 20/Nov/08
On 19/Nov/08, rachel wrote:
> hmm afraid it's actually 80%male. newsnight also said the social class of 'intelligent urban' is the least represented by bnp members - would've guessed it!
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> On 19/Nov/08, Max wrote:
> > On 19/Nov/08, Sharon wrote:
> > > Someone has been analysing the data and found that the most common pastimes amongst BNP supporters are sword collecting, shooting and knitting
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> > >Not surprised with the knitting, I reckon the BNP is teaming with late middle-aged ladies who just hanker after the "good old days" of the Empire
I don't think we should be too hard on those people who were on the BNP list. In fact, rather than condemn them, I think we all actually owe these folk a debt of gratitude. So a big thanks to Mr & Mrs Szwarc, Mr Kiszli, Mr Klaas, Mr Klijn, Mr Nakonecznyi and Mr Sharif Gawad, to name but a few, for striving to keep Britain for the British and free of immigrants…
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Subject: Re: Gaunty [ REPLY ]
Posted by: Dave on 20/Nov/08
Looking forward to the podcast now!
On 19/Nov/08, Goatherd wrote:
> He's a knob, but he shouldn't have been sacked.
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> On the other hand, what was that he was saying about Collings and Herrin not even having a radio show? Ah, hubris..
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